You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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