Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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