and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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