Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
where am i from again
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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