i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
They have beer where we have blood.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
