he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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