I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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