so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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