is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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