Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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