She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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