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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  what's the vibe there?

  (917): View more from New York City

  extraordinary amounts of gine

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• (509): View more from Washington

  you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin

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  and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"

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• (650): View more from California

  in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.

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  Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)

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• (415): View more from California

  Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.

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• (818): View more from California

  I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.

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  23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.

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