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(762): View more from Georgia

Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.

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(618): View more from Illinois

So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.

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(310): View more from California

I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't

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(765): View more from Indiana

After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.

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(937): View more from Ohio

All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place

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(314): View more from Missouri

He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.

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