I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.