we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
he just fucked me for my cheese.