I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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