Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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