Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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