Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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