If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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