erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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