Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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