no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
17 year olds will be the death of me.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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