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Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
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if i died would you start the facebook group?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
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