i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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