I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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