the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
i out mim tonsoeep
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