he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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