i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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