Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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