Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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