This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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