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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??

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• (61): View more from Australia

  You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice

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• (850): View more from Florida

  i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"

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