You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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Let's paint friendship bongs
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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