i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
