There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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