Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
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I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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