whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Boobs are out for the taking
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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