I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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