Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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