i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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