But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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