I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.