You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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