oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
