Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
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