Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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