They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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