yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he was CRYING into my vagina
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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