I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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