Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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