Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
its not stalking. its research.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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