Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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