She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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