just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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