it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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