My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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