He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
